👽🖕 YOU WERE WARNED Alien Token

👽🖕 Pure cosmic indifference, crystallized. When passive-aggression meets extraterrestrial sass, this token becomes your ultimate weapon. Flip it, gift it, or display it as a monument to your zero-fucks-given era.

✨ DESIGN: Galactic Disdain

• Iconic Middle Finger: Alien frozen mid-salute—eternally unimpressed, universally understood.

• Minimalist Menace: Smooth 1.57-inch disc for covert deployment (desk, wallet, ex’s doorstep).

• Satirical Script: “YOU WERE WARNED” carved like an interstellar decree.

🎁 THE PERFECT “F*CK IT” GIFT

For:
• That coworker who “borrows” your lunch
• Your chaotic BFF celebrating their villain era
• Kris Kringle at Satan’s holiday party
Wrap it. Toss it. Watch chaos unfold.

📏 SPECS & PACKAGING

• Material: Indestructible resin

• Size: 1.57 inches

👽 Stock limited. Patience extinct.